Those who originally followed on Facebook know there’s a small cohort of crazy behind The Bitchy Historian, it isn’t just one bitchy historian! Not all of these characters write, but they do make regular appearances in posts.
Angela // The Bitchy Historian, aka “Bitchy Prime”
Aging goth is aesthetic
A N G E R Y
Blood type Sauza
Byzantium is Rome or GTFO
Poster child for imposter syndrome
Historical Focus: Dress history, Early Church, Antiquity and Byzantine History, with some weird smattering of modern political and military history because of work stuff.
Mhari // The Moderator, aka, “Mini Bitchy”
Stick them with the pointy end
Harbinger of DM answering
SEWS WITH FUCKING BONE NEEDLES
Historical Focus: Early English history and textiles, Human Sex and Sexuality.
TJ // Writer, aka, “Bitchy Tenor”
Teddy Bear that bites
Power church organist
Historical Focus: History of anti-fascism in music and composition
Mr. Bitchy // Prime’s Spouse
May very well be imaginary
Actual access to nuclear weapons
“Let me talk about this wall lathing for 2 hours”
Napping is Aesthetic
No college degree at all because it’s not necessary
Historical Focus: Early Modern American Architecture, Historical Tools, Experimental Archaeology
Bitchy Bestie // Unfortunately has known Prime since 1989
100% not historian but has degree in history
Blood type IPA
King of 1st World Problems
“It is what it is.”
Still listens to same albums since we were 14
Works in collegiate sports so most academics hate him by proxy despite having two liberal arts degrees.
Harald Hardrada // Ms. and Mr. Bitchy’s rescue cat
Is a fine boi
G R U M P M U F F I N
Historical Focus: Absolutely nothing to do with Byzantine Varangians or medieval Norwegian royalty, he’s just lorge and fuzzy.